Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Brother's quotes

John Wayne paper

A type of toilet paper that is rough and doesn't serve it's purpose.

John Wayne paper: rough as hell and never took any shit from anyone.

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Exclamation if you are to dumb to say words.

My older brother was too dumb to say words so instead of sfhjrhfujcjguskdiyb he said there is cheese in my urinary tract

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When instead of taking stuff out of pockets you put stuff in.

The crown jewel of my reverse pickpocket career is slipping 5 didldos in the priests pocket.

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The amazing feeling and boner you get from catching a rare Pokémon or beating a gym.

Catching that snorlax gave me a Pokéboner.

Look there must be a rare Pokémon over there because all ten of those guys have Pokéboners.

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1)The clean feeling you have after you poop.
2) A synonym for awesome

1)Boy do I feel poopelicious after that poo.
2)Boy the word poopelicious is such a poopelicious word.

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