Broken Drifter's definitions

Dick Koozie

A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.

Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.

by Broken Drifter September 6, 2020

fade away

When your earthly vessel is drained of its enigmatic charisma, and you are classified as obsolete.

I shall cause you to fade away and become OBSOLETE!

by Broken Drifter February 6, 2019