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Definitions by Broken Drifter

Dick Koozie 

A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.
Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.
Dick Koozie by Broken Drifter September 6, 2020
When your earthly vessel is drained of its enigmatic charisma, and you are classified as obsolete.
I shall cause you to fade away and become OBSOLETE!
fade away by Broken Drifter February 6, 2019