1 definition by Brodie DCLXVI

A mythical person just as real as the lockness monster, the boogie man, Pamela Anderson's boobs and the possibility of you having a 13inch penis
Jesus is my home boy.

Jesus is my penis.

Dave: I saw Jesus
Sam: nope, you were just high
by Brodie DCLXVI July 11, 2008
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