Sugar Puffs wee

Urine, typically discharged first thing in the morning, which smells somewhat like the eponymous breakfast cereal. The effect is worse when the urinator is dehydrated, often after a few beers or more the night before. Like faeces, the smell may linger a while after flushing the toilet.
Darling, you could have warned me that was going to be a sugar puffs wee. Now I'll have to wait another 5 minutes before I have a shower!
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loose baccy

Stray public hair visible outside a lady's panty line. Arguably equally applicable to men in this age of metrosexuality and manscaping.
"Darling, I spy loose baccy down there; you'd better get your strimmer into action!"
by Broadsword calling Danny Boy August 17, 2017
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