1 definition by Britney-Haters Anonymous

1. A contemptuous vamp, untalented pop queen from Louisiana whose lust-inspired musical style appeals mainly to preening 14-year-old girls.

2. A whorish, blonde kewpie doll who claims her virginity but has photos of her having sex with various men all over the internet.

3. A vain, lying trollop willing to spread her legs for the highest bidder, such as voicing her support for the Iraq WMD search in an interview.

4. A ludicrous, would-be actress whose appearance in cinema fails to reveal even the slightest hint of personal embarrassment (see Madonna).
The choice is yours, honey. You can behave like a cultured young lady, or act like Britney Spears.
by Britney-Haters Anonymous February 23, 2005
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