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A Jehovah'
s
Witness: 'flatnose' is a medical condition caused by spending a lifetime of having
front
doors slammed in
your face
by annoyed householders.
"
Don
't answer the doorbell
Jane
, it'll be that pair of flatnoses I just saw
knocking
next door"
flatnose
by
British Atheist
April 25, 2008