Brian tobin's definitions

njyupter

Small Bat like creature with the head of a Bat and the body of a Bat, found at the end of your bed nibbling on your toes in the darkest nights of the soul. Attracted to people with weak livers, Alcoholic tendencies and Irish accents.

The Njyupter has never been mentally beaten, unlike Podge.

A Njyupter is too orangey for crows.....

by Brian tobin November 11, 2019

lynchisim

Utter nonsense, usually comes about from somebody trying to give an answer to a question they dont know or from speaking to fast for your brain. Common in kinsale

'I heard it with my own two eyes'Lynchisim

by Brian tobin July 21, 2007