Definitions by Brian Vetere

TULUF 

Tall ugly lanky uncoordinated fuck

The 6'5" pale kid, who trips over his own feet, and has no meat on his bones

TULUF by Brian Vetere December 2, 2003

SLUF 

Short little ugly fuck

The kid who walks around a college campus that looks like he is still in middle school

SLUF by Brian Vetere December 2, 2003