2 definitions by Brian Cros Himself

When a girl thinks she has any talent what so ever at giving a guy a handjob and she rips the skin off your cock and your cock bleeds, the following morning you wake up with a scab instead of a clean dick
Man that fucking Rachael chick, took me into the closet last night and gave me a fucking Beef Jerky. Now my cock is out of comission for at least a week,I wanna snuff that hoe in the face!!!!!
by Brian Cros Himself April 28, 2007
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A clearly besheveled unevenly shaved poon that is wide and alive and will most likely bleed on the touch of a finger
Man that bitch has a fuckin Rachel poon.
by Brian Cros Himself April 28, 2007
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