Definitions by Brian (the ultimate Tard)

DC 

DC is an abbreviation for the two-word phrase I coined "diseased cunt." The phrase is derived from bad experiences I had with a rather promiscuous female individual (see skank, slut, or stankbox). DC's run rampant throughout society and should be avoided.

1. When a thought of DC enters my head, I shudder and check my groinal area (just to make sure everything is still intact).
2. Man, DC had every STD known to mankind.
3. I saw your ex, DC, at the mall today. WTF were you thinking bud?

DC by Brian (the ultimate Tard) July 29, 2008

tardmaster 

1. The master of all retarded behavior.
2. One who excels in tardness.

Put the midget down, tardmaster!

tardmaster by Brian (the ultimate Tard) February 26, 2006