2 definitions by Brett Mandrake

Kenny Jackett

Rhyming slang for Packet, i.e. a bag of cocaine

Right, it's Friday, who's getting the Kenny Jacketts in?

by Brett Mandrake January 6, 2019

Armageddon Wank

n: the act of masturbating with a level of enthusiasm and vigour that one can only achieve with the knowledge of the impending end of the world.

Craig sat quietly in the room while his undead friends and family members scratches at the door and the last of the battery power drained from the torch. "Fuck it!" Said Craig, "I'm busting out an Armageddon Wank before they break in."

by Brett Mandrake February 19, 2014