Definitions by Brentus

love shovel 

Guys, you can do the math. Now go and dig it out.

Hey, let me take you to the shed.

love shovel by Brentus August 23, 2005

turtle mouth 

A half cocked jaw. To give someone a look of disgust. Resembling a confused turtle about to gasp for air.

Sir McNutley gave me a turtlemouth when I told him King Longshanks would not succumb to his advances. Even after offering 10 Shillings.

turtle mouth by Brentus August 23, 2005