Definitions by BreadAppreciator

to almu

To tell an awful pun which one personally finds funny, but makes everybody in the room want to jump out the window; usually unbearable.

She just had to almu us by attaching a beaver emoji to the message "oh damn". I want to jump out the window now!

One who professionally dedicates oneself to the scientific study, taxonomy and rating of bread.

Almu is a breadologist by trade!