otters trotters

A good old Bristol saying of a pair of fucked up feet or hands

she was alright........
i was gonna suck er toe but.....
she had a set of otters trotters
get ya toe outa my mouth biatch

by Bread stick April 30, 2007

shit moustache

A shit moustache is the process of wiping ones finger between their sweaty ass cheeks and rubbing quickly and precisly under the moustache area

Before the stupid prick realised i had landed a beauty of a shit moustache right on his chops
mmmmmm finger licking good!!!!!

by Bread stick April 29, 2007