Definitions by Brayshaw lad

Forbidden beyblade 

A sleeping position where the only body part connected to the bed is your penis and you begin to orbit your penis like a car in a showroom

I slept in the forbidden beyblade position

Forbidden beyblade by Brayshaw lad May 12, 2021

Fifa wank 

When you score on FIFA and you try and have a wank and finish before the celebrations end.

I scored a banger ye and attempted a FIFA wank.

Fifa wank by Brayshaw lad November 27, 2019