Definitions by Brandon Underman

Bottle Flipping

You flip a bottle & try to get it to land right, aka, a fucking waste of your goddamn time,
what middle schoolers do to look cool.

Adam: Yo bro, wanna try bottle flipping!
Jonathan: No fucking way you can get it to land upright!

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the most holy ship ever to be-
Jonathan and Ella.

Jonathan: I love you Ella
Ella: I love you j-boy
Person 1: OMG JELLA

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