Closely derived from the two words smegma and osmosis, smegmosis is the process by which bits of annoying crapola, not necessarily smegma in the classical dictionary sense, move mysteriously from one location to another.
Tom: How did this load of smegmatic smegmoids get on my desk? They used to be on Julie's desk.
Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.
Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?
Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.
Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?
by Brandon De Graaf March 13, 2008
Closely related to the two words smegma and magnificent, smegmificent is an adjective describing something that is related to, or characterized by, smegma. When one uses the word smegmificent, he is not necessarily referring to smegma in the classical hygenic sense, but could possibly also mean any annoying or disgusting object.
Dan: Look at this wet sock that I dropped on the filthy, disgusting, unsanitary basement floor.
Steve: Gosh, it's got all kinds of smegma and crapola on it.
Dan: Yeah, it's pretty smegmificent.
Steve: Gosh, it's got all kinds of smegma and crapola on it.
Dan: Yeah, it's pretty smegmificent.
by Brandon De Graaf March 13, 2008