Lopin' the Mounty

Canadian form of self pleasure
I understand you have been using the employee restroom for Lopin' the Mounty, eh.
by Brandon Byars June 19, 2019
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buttercream handy

The usage of real butter for masturbation lube. Bonus points if buttermilk is used as a substitute
That daytime hooker only charges $20 for a buttercream handy
by Brandon Byars August 26, 2017
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