Definitions by Brandon Byars

Lopin' the Mounty 

Canadian form of self pleasure

I understand you have been using the employee restroom for Lopin' the Mounty, eh.

Lopin' the Mounty by Brandon Byars June 19, 2019

buttercream handy 

The usage of real butter for masturbation lube. Bonus points if buttermilk is used as a substitute

That daytime hooker only charges $20 for a buttercream handy

buttercream handy by Brandon Byars August 26, 2017