2 definitions by Branch Wanked

Masturbatory act carried out in any branch of a multinational bank or other corporate entity.
Frequently in protest.
Got £120 in bank charges this month. I'll show them. Going in today for a branch wank.
by Branch Wanked February 5, 2011
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An irritated discolouration of the skin around the finger joints usually brought about by prolonged exposure to japanese anthropomorphic personifications of obscure antipodean mammals.
1: Dude what the hell is that on your knuckles?
2: Oh man it's just something I picked up the other day. Doctor says it's called Echidna Rash.
1: Gross!
2: Nah. It's not as bad as the other week when I had the Botniks.
1: Don't wanna know...
by Branch Wanked February 5, 2011
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