thieve

Someone who moves another individual's possessions closer to the individual without their consent.

"Hey Ethan, I put your keys next to you on the couch"
"Ethan, you fucking thieve!"

by Brady Ovens August 21, 2016

anal pirate

Someone that is so thirsty for the booty that they steal their bro's girl, usually for shits and giggles

I can never keep a girlfriend cause all my friends are anal pirates.

by Brady Ovens August 11, 2015