anal pirate

Someone that is so thirsty for the booty that they steal their bro's girl, usually for shits and giggles

I can never keep a girlfriend cause all my friends are anal pirates.

by Brady Ovens August 11, 2015

thieve

Someone who moves another individual's possessions closer to the individual without their consent.

"Hey Ethan, I put your keys next to you on the couch"
"Ethan, you fucking thieve!"

by Brady Ovens August 21, 2016