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amazonesia

Order something from amazon prime, then forget what you ordered within 2 days.
It was so damn important that I have it on my doorstep within 2 days . There's a smiley box on my doorstep right now. It's addressed to me, but hell if I know what's in there. Total amazonesia. I could stand here at the door for five minutes looking at my smiley box and never guess what I bought. I take it inside and berserk the smiley tape open with a ballpoint pen. Oh yeah, it's that 2-pack of toothpaste that looked like a good deal. Throw the smiley box on the pile of smiley boxes, worry about what to do with all the smiley boxes some other day.
by Boxerdog 92109 August 29, 2019
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