Mintin Man

Guy 1: Look at that porker over there, he sure is a butt pirate
Guy 2: Nah man, that's just Keanan, A.K.A. Mintin Man
by Bounte Boy June 13, 2010
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Bacon Bopper

When you take raw bacon, wrap it around your willy, and then go to town like it's going outta style.
Guy 1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy 2: I was such a bacon bopper dude!
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Guy 2: Ya know, when you take raw bacon, wrap it around your willy, and then go to town like it's going outta style.
Guy 1: Oh that... I LOVE THOSE!!!
by Bounte Boy June 28, 2010
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