Definitions by Boston Dave

dicktowel 

A dicktowel is a girl who, no matter what you do or how you treat her, will come back and have sex with you. It wouldn't matter if you killed her little dog in its Prada bag right in front of her and her baby sister she will still take the penis without question.

A girl that is a towel for your dick that you can throw away and if necessary, pick it back up anytime for a flogging.

Man he treats his girl like crap, she's such a dicktowel.

dicktowel by Boston Dave January 12, 2009

jimbooblie 

When a person vomits and deficates at the exact same time.

I saw a kid jimbooblie while standing in line for the bathroom last night!

jimbooblie by Boston Dave January 12, 2009