2 definitions by Bosscpace
CTD is an acronym for "Compulsive Thrusting Disorder" it's the need to thrust your hips forward at times that can be awkward.
Boyfriend and Girlfriend are laying in bed, girlfriend sits down on guy on his hips and she starts out like she's about to say something serious, he "randomly" thrusts his hips, she has angry face, he says "Sorry, I have CTD"
by Bosscpace March 10, 2016
A Vagspur is when you're getting it on with a woman so old that that the crustiness of her vagina spurs your dick.
*I was banging your grandmother last night and I noticed a little blood, I was like GROSS! But then I noticed that it was coming from my dick, she gave me a Vagspur.
by Bosscpace February 8, 2015