Boris Persky's definitions
After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip.
"After I gave my girl a 'zombie' last night, I gave her a Yakov Smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. Man was she pissed!!"
by Boris Persky November 28, 2007
Get the yakov smirnoffmug. by Boris Persky August 8, 2015
Get the swychmug.