Bored in Ipswich's definitions

Marlboro Blend No. 27

Marlboro's finest blend. Flavored with various brand name alcohols including, Jack Daniel's, Seagram's, and a whole bunch more that I can't remember.

Customer: "Gimme a pack of 27s."
Vendor: "Excuse me?"
Customer: "Marlboro Blend No. 27s."
Vendor: "Ummmm..."
Customer: "The ones in the gold pack... nope, left... down... no, back up... next to the reds... YES, THERE YA GO!"

by Bored in Ipswich July 6, 2008