Definitions by Boots Nutwood

throwing pennies at the bass drum 

When a kid in junior high, usually the one relegated to triangle or wood block, throws pennies at the bass drum to give the sonic impression the bass drummer played off beat

He got kicked out of band again for throwing pennies at the bass drum The bass drummer said nothing but his own shit eating smile gave him away.

throwing pennies at the bass drum by Boots Nutwood February 26, 2018

Toddler crush

The person you had a crush on when you were very young

I remember watching Get Smart as a three year old. Agent 99 was my "toddler crush".

Toddler crush by Boots Nutwood March 16, 2017