Definitions by Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Man

Trump's Razor 

When seeking an explanation for the behavior of Presidential "candidate" Donald J. Trump, always choose the stupidest possible explanation.

Adam: With the first Presidential debate looming, Hair Furor prepped by swapping rape stories with Roger Ailes over Cardiac Special bacon cheeseburgers.

Betsy: How do you know that?

Adam: Trump's Razor, girl. Anything else, even doing nothing, would be better prep for facing Clinton!

Trump's Razor by Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Man September 30, 2016

stupiscary 

An idea so inane and frightening it is impossible to decide which trait is dominant.

President Donald J Trump is so stupiscary I think I'll emigrate to Greenland.

stupiscary by Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Man July 25, 2016