Bongo Cholomongo's definitions
1.) The part of the recipe that is protected by lock and key so no one will copy the success of such a perfect concoction. Usually the SECRET INGREDIENT is what distinguishes the original article from phony wannabes, look-alikes and knock-offs similarly to the effect of "special sauce".
2.) Euphemism for something (anything) added to the mix (or to the take-out food order) that's not supposed to be in there. Added to accomplish crafty revenge, the SECRET INGREDIENT is usually undetected. But there's hell to pay if one is caught.
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2.) Euphemism for something (anything) added to the mix (or to the take-out food order) that's not supposed to be in there. Added to accomplish crafty revenge, the SECRET INGREDIENT is usually undetected. But there's hell to pay if one is caught.
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EXAMPLES:
1.) People have tried for years to copy the seasoning recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken to no avail. Colonel Sanders' SECRET INGREDIENT is worth millions.
3.) "I didn't work at Burger King for long, but if I ever saw a cop ordering a hamburger I always made sure it was a booger burger if I could get away with spittin' my SECRET INGREDIENT on the pickles.
1.) People have tried for years to copy the seasoning recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken to no avail. Colonel Sanders' SECRET INGREDIENT is worth millions.
3.) "I didn't work at Burger King for long, but if I ever saw a cop ordering a hamburger I always made sure it was a booger burger if I could get away with spittin' my SECRET INGREDIENT on the pickles.
by Bongo Cholomongo September 21, 2006
Get the secret ingredientmug. 1.) Reference to excrementation / defecation in the form of a mushy mess; the result of a high banana diet.
2.) Euphemism for diarrhea OR constipation. Generally, bowel irregularity.
3.) Literally, shitting out a single banana repeatedly (or multiple bananas) from one's ass following insertion for amusement.
4.) A miserable condition resulting from a witch's curse.
5.) Slang term for the consequence of drinking too much chlorine bleach; causing one's turds to appear yellow like stinky bananas from the bleaching action.
<In attempts to defeat urine analysis>WARNING<Please, kids, never ever try this at home>
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2.) Euphemism for diarrhea OR constipation. Generally, bowel irregularity.
3.) Literally, shitting out a single banana repeatedly (or multiple bananas) from one's ass following insertion for amusement.
4.) A miserable condition resulting from a witch's curse.
5.) Slang term for the consequence of drinking too much chlorine bleach; causing one's turds to appear yellow like stinky bananas from the bleaching action.
<In attempts to defeat urine analysis>WARNING<Please, kids, never ever try this at home>
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EXAMPLES;
1.) "Little Johnny (the adopted Mormon Circus Chimp) is SHITTIN' BANANAS all over the couch and the carpet. Get rid of him, Joe -- sell him! But try to get your monquisworth."
2.) CUSTOMER: "Excuse me, but I'm SHITTIN BANANAS. Can you help me?"
DRUGGIST: "Yes sir, what you need is blah blah. It'll fix you right up."
3.) "George, I really wish you had NOT shown me your little trick about you
SHITTIN' BANANAS. I'll never be able to think of you in the same way now.
4.) "Ever since Luke kicked over old Lady Johnson's flower's he's been SHITTIN' BANANAS. I think she sicked the demons on him.
5.) "Man, I really needed that job so I drank Clorox to help me pass the piss test and, dude! I'm SHITTIN' BANANAS now! And it ain't f*ckin' funny, dammit!
1.) "Little Johnny (the adopted Mormon Circus Chimp) is SHITTIN' BANANAS all over the couch and the carpet. Get rid of him, Joe -- sell him! But try to get your monquisworth."
2.) CUSTOMER: "Excuse me, but I'm SHITTIN BANANAS. Can you help me?"
DRUGGIST: "Yes sir, what you need is blah blah. It'll fix you right up."
3.) "George, I really wish you had NOT shown me your little trick about you
SHITTIN' BANANAS. I'll never be able to think of you in the same way now.
4.) "Ever since Luke kicked over old Lady Johnson's flower's he's been SHITTIN' BANANAS. I think she sicked the demons on him.
5.) "Man, I really needed that job so I drank Clorox to help me pass the piss test and, dude! I'm SHITTIN' BANANAS now! And it ain't f*ckin' funny, dammit!
by Bongo Cholomongo September 20, 2006
Get the shittin' bananasmug. 1.) Fair market value for a monkey.
2.) Dumb-assed way of saying "money's worth".
3.) A truly original Afro-American surname.
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2.) Dumb-assed way of saying "money's worth".
3.) A truly original Afro-American surname.
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EXAMPLES:
1.) I had to sell Little Johnny 'cause Gladys said he was shittin' bananas on the couch. But I got my MONQUISWORTH from a Gypsy down at the sale barn.
2.) I'm not saying Glen is a pig, but he always gets his MONQUISWORTH from the all-you-can-eat buffet at Izzy's.
3.) From sadistic prison guard to pro football linebacker, Tyrell MONQUISWORTH even played in the lone season of the failed XFL.
1.) I had to sell Little Johnny 'cause Gladys said he was shittin' bananas on the couch. But I got my MONQUISWORTH from a Gypsy down at the sale barn.
2.) I'm not saying Glen is a pig, but he always gets his MONQUISWORTH from the all-you-can-eat buffet at Izzy's.
3.) From sadistic prison guard to pro football linebacker, Tyrell MONQUISWORTH even played in the lone season of the failed XFL.
by Bongo Cholomongo September 19, 2006
Get the monquisworthmug.