monquisworth

1.) Fair market value for a monkey.

2.) Dumb-assed way of saying "money's worth".

3.) A truly original Afro-American surname.

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1.) I had to sell Little Johnny 'cause Gladys said he was shittin' bananas on the couch. But I got my MONQUISWORTH from a Gypsy down at the sale barn.

2.) I'm not saying Glen is a pig, but he always gets his MONQUISWORTH from the all-you-can-eat buffet at Izzy's.

3.) From sadistic prison guard to pro football linebacker, Tyrell MONQUISWORTH even played in the lone season of the failed XFL.
by Bongo Cholomongo September 19, 2006
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Shizzle McNizzles

Slang term for floaters or torpedos or buttbombs or any other form or shape that McDonald's drive-thru junk-food takes on after being processed and deposited in a toilet.

Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the bathroom.
"Check out the jumbo order of SHIZZLE McNIZZLEs I left for you in the toilet, BOI."

by Bongo Cholomongo September 22, 2006
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shitting bananas

"I be shitting bananas woman, What you put in m'food?"
by Bongo Cholomongo September 22, 2006
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