secret ingredient

1.) The part of the recipe that is protected by lock and key so no one will copy the success of such a perfect concoction. Usually the SECRET INGREDIENT is what distinguishes the original article from phony wannabes, look-alikes and knock-offs similarly to the effect of "special sauce".

2.) Euphemism for something (anything) added to the mix (or to the take-out food order) that's not supposed to be in there. Added to accomplish crafty revenge, the SECRET INGREDIENT is usually undetected. But there's hell to pay if one is caught.
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1.) People have tried for years to copy the seasoning recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken to no avail. Colonel Sanders' SECRET INGREDIENT is worth millions.

3.) "I didn't work at Burger King for long, but if I ever saw a cop ordering a hamburger I always made sure it was a booger burger if I could get away with spittin' my SECRET INGREDIENT on the pickles.
by Bongo Cholomongo September 21, 2006
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blah blah

1.) A stand-in all-purpose term for BORING DETAILS in a story.

2.) A (mumbled) substitution for some bit of information as a DODGE or a FAKE-OUT or as if the proper answer were too burdensome to speak. Used to avoid answering; or, as in "WHATYAMACALLIT" or "WHOSIT".

3.) An all-purpose REPLACEMENT for any WORD or NAME or such that is tacitly understood by those communicating. It is used to avoid actually having to say the "thing" that might not be cool for others to hear or know about i.e., in telephone conversations of a sensitive nature, in uncomfortably crowded places like elevator or subway.

4.) Similar to Hawaiian slang: "DA KINE" meaning practically anything for (lazy) convenience and loaded implicitly by context.
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1.) "Well, ... first we registered and paid admission ... BLAH BLAH ... And then the band came out just as we hit our seats. Shiz! It was the awesome almighty."

2.) HOMEY: DJ D'lish, who dat ho in d'caw wif you lass night?
DJ D'LISH: Aohh, that was just *(sometimes mumbled)* BLAH BLAH's sister, Homey. Ain't nuffin' to it, son.

3.) "So remember the plan, dog. Wait for BLAH BLAH to do his thing. 'Ite?"

4.) "Bra' man, ya got a lead on some BLAH BLAH? Yo, Cuz, I am bone-dry!
by Bongo Cholomongo September 20, 2006
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monquisworth

1.) Fair market value for a monkey.

2.) Dumb-assed way of saying "money's worth".

3.) A truly original Afro-American surname.

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EXAMPLES:

1.) I had to sell Little Johnny 'cause Gladys said he was shittin' bananas on the couch. But I got my MONQUISWORTH from a Gypsy down at the sale barn.

2.) I'm not saying Glen is a pig, but he always gets his MONQUISWORTH from the all-you-can-eat buffet at Izzy's.

3.) From sadistic prison guard to pro football linebacker, Tyrell MONQUISWORTH even played in the lone season of the failed XFL.
by Bongo Cholomongo September 19, 2006
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