Definitions by Boner Forest

Chub Penguin 

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

Chub Penguin by Boner Forest October 22, 2018

Pesto Pubes

When a girl pisses and shits on your pubes, giving your pubes a nice pesto relish.

Jenifer gave me Pesto Pubes last night .

Pesto Pubes by Boner Forest February 20, 2018

new jersey jerky 

It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.

It was amazing last night, my girl gave me a new jersey jerky.

new jersey jerky by Boner Forest May 16, 2015