Boner Forest's definitions

new jersey jerky

It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.

It was amazing last night, my girl gave me a new jersey jerky.

by Boner Forest May 16, 2015

Pesto Pubes

When a girl pisses and shits on your pubes, giving your pubes a nice pesto relish.

Jenifer gave me Pesto Pubes last night .

by Boner Forest February 20, 2018

Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018