Boner D's definitions

Church Drama

The bickering, complaining, and general chaos that occurs between the members, or staff, of many churches. Often behind the scenes and without the knowledge of others who refuse to be drug into the fray.

Bill: Judy and Bob are upset over the new Sunday School schedule and have decided to quit going to church altogether.

Mandy: Don't bother me with that church drama, they'll be mad about something else next week.

by Boner D February 4, 2012

Shoot the Batter

When a guy squirts a load of semen, also known as baby batter, he is shooting the batter or has shot the batter.

Shoot the batter already, my pussy is getting sore and I have to work tomorrow.

by Boner D February 1, 2012

hwagnas

Abbreviation for "He was a grower, not a shower" when space does not permit the whole sentence but the information is still required.

Mary my cadaver's penis says"HWAGNAS" any idea what that means?

by Boner D November 22, 2018