Definitions by Bonebaby

Pity Flex 

When someone tries to make you feel bad for them by making the conversation a competition of who has the worst life.

Person 1: "damn I dropped my nachos. I hate my life"

Person 2: "oh you hate your life? At least your step mom didn't beat you as a kid."

Person 1: "dude that has nothing to do with what we were talking about. Stop tryna pity flex"

Pity Flex by Bonebaby February 4, 2019

Whatever keeps you on the water 

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

Whatever keeps you on the water by Bonebaby November 25, 2018