Definitions by Bobby angel

kebab spider

The hairs above a ladies bikinr line that need a trim

You see Mary by the pool? Kebab spiders crawling right up to her navel

kebab spider by Bobby angel January 11, 2019

Looking 5p for a cup of tea 

Expression used when you spot a dapper looking older man and want to compliment him on his looks in a Rupert Everett type way with a view to future sexual contact .

My I say, you're looking 5p for a cup of tea today, would you care to share custard cream with me later...

Looking 5p for a cup of tea by Bobby angel August 29, 2017