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Definitions by Bob the knob

Person 1: did u hear about USA.

Person 2: the world war champs? F*** yeah! We're the best country in the world.
USA by Bob the knob July 22, 2014

smartphone 

the piece of shit that sprint sold to me last year. looks like it should make telephone calls, but it usually just gets yelled at a lot.
This fucking smartphone is the ultimate piece of shit. Do you know where a phonebooth is?
smartphone by Bob the Knob February 7, 2005

Nobbiance 

Total lust accompanied by dangerously rapid heartbeat, shortness of breath, blurred vision, salivation, huge smiles and increased blood flow to the genitals.
Wow! All I can remember from that AIM conversation was that I was drooling all over my wrists and hands and that my rock-hard cock was forced into the bottom of my keyboard. I was feeling so much NOBBIANCE that when my fingers finally touched her wet pussy I nearly shot my wad right in my cubicle (143) at work.
Nobbiance by Bob the Knob October 26, 2003
some who cleans up gizz
alex wu
gizzmop by bob the knob September 24, 2003