Bob hates cats's definitions

Facebook

A website people use to share things about their lives when no one actually gives a sh*t.

Guy #1: Oh did you see Bob's new status on facebook?
Guy#2: Yeah.
Guy #1: Did you care that he can't masturbate when the cat is staring at him?
Guy#2: No.
Guy#1: Me neither.

by Bob hates cats December 12, 2010