Definitions by Bob from Cork

Weelies 

The act of urination

2 seconds, I'm bursting to make weelies.

Weelies by Bob from Cork November 24, 2010

Poolies 

The act of defecation.

"Everybody makin' them poolies
Old people be callin' 'em stoolies
Makin' them poolies
all
day
long"

Poolies by Bob from Cork November 24, 2010