Bob Stein's definitions

totes tooma

totes tooma = totally talking out of my ass

Admitting that what I just said was mostly made up, and said with more confidence than it deserved.

totes = totally
tooma is akin to tooya = talking out of your ass

I answered that vests are better than gloves because there's more blood in your chest than your hands. But I was totes tooma.

by Bob Stein November 14, 2017

tombstonic

Life's work. Lifetime achievement. Worthy of mention on a tombstone. A source of pride and contentment in one's final hour. Rhymes with "boom's tonic".

"It's a good job, but I can't make a difference in the world that anyone will care about. Nothing I'll do there will ever be tombstonic."

by Bob Stein February 7, 2010

smoice

smoice = smile + voice, a portmanteau for when talking to someone it sounds as if they are smiling.

They were so nice when I called. She has good smoice.

Don't forget to smile when you talk to a customer. They can hear your smoice you know.

by Bob Stein June 2, 2021