Bob Stein's definitions

totes tooma

totes tooma = totally talking out of my ass

Admitting that what I just said was mostly made up, and said with more confidence than it deserved.

totes = totally
tooma is akin to tooya = talking out of your ass

I answered that vests are better than gloves because there's more blood in your chest than your hands. But I was totes tooma.

by Bob Stein November 14, 2017

pink caviar

The female genitalia, from the perspective of performing cunnilingus.

"Honey, what are we eating tonight?"

"I don't care, something simple. And I want pink caviar for appetizer!"

"Ooh, you saucy minx, get over here and lean back."

by Bob Stein December 12, 2012

smoice

smoice = smile + voice, a portmanteau for when talking to someone it sounds as if they are smiling.

They were so nice when I called. She has good smoice.

Don't forget to smile when you talk to a customer. They can hear your smoice you know.

by Bob Stein June 2, 2021