Definitions by Bob Sider

rear admiral

The title of Rear Admiral is given to a man that has had anal sex with 50 or more women

Kym is a certified Rear Admiral

rear admiral by Bob Sider August 17, 2006

if there's grass on the pitch you can play 

Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.

Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."

if there's grass on the pitch you can play by Bob Sider August 17, 2006