Definitions by Bob Shepherd

Porkish Hen 

So ugly, you would have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her

Friend: What did she look like? Me: Porkish Hen

Porkish Hen by Bob Shepherd August 25, 2006

Pecker Deep 

word association of depth in relation to "Ground to body part" measurement

Hey you kids can go swimming, but only go in to the pond pecker deep.

Pecker Deep by Bob Shepherd August 25, 2006