Bob Deng's definitions

panker

A "petty wanker"...
like John McCain.

Nora: Hey, did you hear about how Pete got a papercut and started crying?

Sally: ROFL. What a panker.

by Bob Deng January 24, 2009

Foothill Ranch

Small city in Orange County, CA. Middle of nowhere. Populated with shiny-haired brats and white guys.

Harold: Where do you live?
Oswald: Ugh. Foothill Ranch.

by Bob Deng January 24, 2009

SoCal

An abbreviation of "Southern California," SoCal is populated by an unusually high percentage of blonds, rich people, boring kids, and bigoted Republicans.

Barry: Hey, girl, where do you come from?
Andromeda: SoCal.
Barry: Damn, another plastic!
Andromeda: Whatevah. I'd rather be straightening my hair anyway.

by Bob Deng January 24, 2009