Bob "Fucking" Martin's definitions

dirt hermit

Equal to a pedophile or rapist. A lowlife, scumbag, fuckface, I hope you die, piece of shit motherfucker.

"I wouldn't give that piece of shit my used toilet paper. He's a fucking dirt hermit."

by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 8, 2015

dirt hermit

A person who enjoys licking, fingering, fucking or in general, playing in assholes (human, animal or other).

Example:1 Watch your ass around that guy, he's a dirt hermit.
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!

by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016

pound the hamburg

To fuck a chick's pussy so long and hard that her twat looks like raw hamburger meat.

"She's coming over tonight, so I'm gonna stay home and pound the hamburg."

by Bob "Fucking" Martin January 13, 2008