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Definitions by Bob "Fucking" Martin

shrimp nuts 

A weak, stupid male. A moron. Someone so dumb and lacking in strength that one would have to assume they had tiny little testicles if any at all.
"Hey, shrimp nuts, can't you lift that by yourself?"

dribble dick 

dribble dick- adj- the secretion of pre-cum from your cock because you're sooooooo fuckin' horny!
Female - "OMG! We we were fooling around and I saw a stain on his pants! I gave him dribble dick!"

Male - "She's so fuckin' hot! That bitch gives me dribble dick!"
dribble dick by Bob "Fucking" Martin September 18, 2012

pound the hamburg 

To fuck a chick's pussy so long and hard that her twat looks like raw hamburger meat.
"She's coming over tonight, so I'm gonna stay home and pound the hamburg."