Bob "Fucking" Martin's definitions

Karma Cash

Karma Cash - Life's currency that is deposited or withdrawn into "Life's Bank" aka the karma pool.

That Browns defended keeps taking cheap shots at the backup QB for the Jets. If he keeps it up, then Life's Bank is going to come looking for their Karma Cash and I know his ass ain't got two cents. And the bank don't take checks so his peoples are going to have to cover!

by Bob "Fucking" Martin September 16, 2019

shrimp nuts

A weak, stupid male. A moron. Someone so dumb and lacking in strength that one would have to assume they had tiny little testicles if any at all.

"Hey, shrimp nuts, can't you lift that by yourself?"

by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 8, 2015

sick fuck

The guy who defined "Taco Tuesday" as "To shit in a woman's vagina".

"Did you read the definition that guy wrote for Taco Tuesday? Clearly a sick fuck.

by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016

dribble dick

dribble dick- adj- the secretion of pre-cum from your cock because you're sooooooo fuckin' horny!

Female - "OMG! We we were fooling around and I saw a stain on his pants! I gave him dribble dick!"

Male - "She's so fuckin' hot! That bitch gives me dribble dick!"

by Bob "Fucking" Martin September 18, 2012

Billyverse

Noun:
Billyverse is the Billy Strings universe filled with love and kindness, where amazing and spectacular things happen.

Bro, where’s my jersey? I thought you were gonna sign it? Lol I guess it belongs to the Billyverse now. Couldn’t be in a better place.

by Bob "Fucking" Martin July 27, 2023

Life Bank

Life Bank - The bank where karma, Karma Cash, is paid or owed into the universe of life, regardless of ANY lifeforms.

You don't want to ever owe to the Life Bank because if you don't have the Karma Cash to pay, then the bank starts collecting on your family and they shouldn't have to pay for you being a piece of shit.

by Bob "Fucking" Martin September 16, 2019

Taco Tuesday

Definition: To shit in a woman's vagina.

Person 1: "You ever "Taco Tuesday" anyone?"
Person 2: "What are you talking about? It's Thursday."
Person 1: "I mean, have you ever taking a shit in a girls twat?"
Person 2: "You're fucking disgusting. Don't talk to me for the rest of the day."

by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016