7 definitions by Bob "Fucking" Martin

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dribble dick- adj- the secretion of pre-cum from your cock because you're sooooooo fuckin' horny!
Female - "OMG! We we were fooling around and I saw a stain on his pants! I gave him dribble dick!"

Male - "She's so fuckin' hot! That bitch gives me dribble dick!"
by Bob "Fucking" Martin April 14, 2012
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The guy who defined "Taco Tuesday" as "To shit in a woman's vagina".
"Did you read the definition that guy wrote for Taco Tuesday? Clearly a sick fuck.
by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016
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A weak, stupid male. A moron. Someone so dumb and lacking in strength that one would have to assume they had tiny little testicles if any at all.
"Hey, shrimp nuts, can't you lift that by yourself?"
by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 08, 2015
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Equal to a pedophile or rapist. A lowlife, scumbag, fuckface, I hope you die, piece of shit motherfucker.
"I wouldn't give that piece of shit my used toilet paper. He's a fucking dirt hermit."
by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 08, 2015
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To fuck a chick's pussy so long and hard that her twat looks like raw hamburger meat.
"She's coming over tonight, so I'm gonna stay home and pound the hamburg."
by Bob "Fucking" Martin January 01, 2008
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Definition: To shit in a woman's vagina.
Person 1: "You ever "Taco Tuesday" anyone?"
Person 2: "What are you talking about? It's Thursday."
Person 1: "I mean, have you ever taking a shit in a girls twat?"
Person 2: "You're fucking disgusting. Don't talk to me for the rest of the day."
by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016
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A person who enjoys licking, fingering, fucking or in general, playing in assholes (human, animal or other).
Example:1 Watch your ass around that guy, he's a dirt hermit.
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!
by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016
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