sick fuck

The guy who defined "Taco Tuesday" as "To shit in a woman's vagina".

"Did you read the definition that guy wrote for Taco Tuesday? Clearly a sick fuck.

by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016

pound the hamburg

To fuck a chick's pussy so long and hard that her twat looks like raw hamburger meat.

"She's coming over tonight, so I'm gonna stay home and pound the hamburg."

by Bob "Fucking" Martin January 13, 2008

Taco Tuesday

Definition: To shit in a woman's vagina.

Person 1: "You ever "Taco Tuesday" anyone?"
Person 2: "What are you talking about? It's Thursday."
Person 1: "I mean, have you ever taking a shit in a girls twat?"
Person 2: "You're fucking disgusting. Don't talk to me for the rest of the day."

by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016

dirt hermit

Equal to a pedophile or rapist. A lowlife, scumbag, fuckface, I hope you die, piece of shit motherfucker.

"I wouldn't give that piece of shit my used toilet paper. He's a fucking dirt hermit."

by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 08, 2015

Karma Cash

Karma Cash - Life's currency that is deposited or withdrawn into "Life's Bank" aka the karma pool.

That Browns defended keeps taking cheap shots at the backup QB for the Jets. If he keeps it up, then Life's Bank is going to come looking for their Karma Cash and I know his ass ain't got two cents. And the bank don't take checks so his peoples are going to have to cover!

by Bob "Fucking" Martin September 16, 2019

shrimp nuts

A weak, stupid male. A moron. Someone so dumb and lacking in strength that one would have to assume they had tiny little testicles if any at all.

"Hey, shrimp nuts, can't you lift that by yourself?"

by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 08, 2015

dribble dick

dribble dick- adj- the secretion of pre-cum from your cock because you're sooooooo fuckin' horny!

Female - "OMG! We we were fooling around and I saw a stain on his pants! I gave him dribble dick!"

Male - "She's so fuckin' hot! That bitch gives me dribble dick!"

by Bob "Fucking" Martin September 18, 2012