the dirty wertsie

The act of stick a pretzel up your ass and eating it.
Floyd did the dirty wertsie for only five dollars.
by bob jones March 19, 2005
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turn the pages

to lick your fingers before rubbing a female's pussy
" Dude...did you turn her pages?"

"Hell yeah i did"
by bob jones March 25, 2004
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