2 definitions by Blup Borker

bork the blup

A depraved sex act involving handcuffs, a billy club, and leather boots, often performed with one of the participants role playing as a cop. The sex act itself, which is too vulgar to describe in writing, exists entirely outside of mainstream sexuality or even fringe sexuality. People who have borked the blup are often unwilling to admit to it because of a taboo stigma that marks them as permanently undesirable to future sex partners. The act is considered to be so vile and disgusting that even environments that typically tolerate or celebrate explicit sexual discussions of sex (e.g. comedy clubs, fraternity houses, brothels) are often intolerant of anyone who would try to mention it.

Lover #1: So, I was thinking maybe we could try something a little kinky tonight.
Lover #2: bites lower lip Mmmm, tell me more...
Lover #1: Well, I was thinking maybe we could...you know...bork the blup.
record scratch, music stops
Lover #2: Fuck you! Fuck you! You depraved pervert! This relationship is over! I don't EVER want to see you again. Ever! How DARE you suggest something so vile, so debased...I hate you!

by Blup Borker August 6, 2020

Cained

Attending a public gathering full of anti-maskers, catching COVID-19 there, and dying. The term is a reference to former presidential candidate and Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain, who attended a Trump rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, without a mask and then died of COVID-19 a month later.

I hate to miss my best friend's wedding, but her relatives are a bunch of rat-licking anti-maskers, and I sure as hell don't want to get Cained!

by Blup Borker August 8, 2020