Definitions by Blue Whale

Smegmor & Pubezilla 

The unstoppable duo comprising of Smegmor, the ruler of all smegma, and Pubezilla, the Bhutanese monster comprised entirely of pubes. They have existed for many thousands of years and are feared by many of the 34 people who live in Bhutan.

Guy 1: Oh no, it's Smegmor & Pubezilla!

Guy 2: We're doomed!

Guy 3: What a crap way to be killed.

Smegmor & Pubezilla by Blue Whale December 12, 2008