2 definitions by BloodWarz/TheModernScythe

1: A female specimen who is all of the following things:
Pretty
A good artist
A good singer
Nice
2: A female whom I smother with both love, and obsess over.
3: One who pwns everyone and everything except for God Himself.
Brian (Me): I love you Loren...
Loren: Ughsnarlq...

Matt: I love you Loren...
Loren: STOOOOOP!

Someone: Something is my life
Brian: *points to Loren* That's my life.

Someone: When you sing loud, it's like a hammer to the thumb.
-later-
Brian: Loren....will you be the hammer to my thumb?
Loren: O_O *scared*
by BloodWarz/TheModernScythe November 11, 2005
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A fucking ass of a machine that takes too long to cook stuff. DOWN WITH TOASTERS!!!
by BloodWarz/TheModernScythe December 9, 2002
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