Definitions by Blonde Bitch

Johnny Depp 

A very good looking actor, who is much better looking than the ugly twat called Orlando Bloom.

Orlando Bloom is gay.

Johnny Depp by Blonde Bitch March 28, 2004

The New Monkey 

A nightclub. Even it is in the shithole known as Sunderland, it has the best music ever.

The music at The New Monkey is good, unlike shitty RnB, Nu-Metal, Pop and Rap "Music".

The New Monkey by Blonde Bitch March 28, 2004