Definitions by Blonde Bitch

The New Monkey 

A nightclub. Even it is in the shithole known as Sunderland, it has the best music ever.

The music at The New Monkey is good, unlike shitty RnB, Nu-Metal, Pop and Rap "Music".

The New Monkey by Blonde Bitch March 28, 2004

Johnny Depp 

A very good looking actor, who is much better looking than the ugly twat called Orlando Bloom.

Orlando Bloom is gay.

Johnny Depp by Blonde Bitch March 28, 2004