Blobbington bear's definitions

Denty

A legend, likely to be a firefighter or soldier, can pull in an empty room, hung like a horse with a Bobby Charlton combover. A lover of felines who’s likely to be heard saying “I go meow” but also likely to be told “enough” on a frequent basis! He’s a slave to his bowels and nowhere is safe from being his makeshift toilet

There’s Denty, lovely bloke but what a lizard

by Blobbington bear August 23, 2025

JJ

As camp as Louie Spence, a 55 year old needy toddler, likely to drive a black taxi, and dress like a teenager. The very definition of a chav, who holidays in caravan parks and has likely “done a bit of bird” riddled with ADHD and absolutely cannot read a room.

I can’t deal with this needy imbecile any longer, he’s a right JJ

by Blobbington bear August 22, 2025

Simpsy

Smartest bloke in the room, pulls an extraordinary amount of birds despite looking like sad sack, has epic bants!!

Top bloke he is, a proper Simpsy

by Blobbington bear January 10, 2024