Definitions by Blobbington bear
Denty
A legend, likely to be a firefighter or soldier, can pull in an empty room, hung like a horse with a Bobby Charlton combover. A lover of felines who’s likely to be heard saying “I go meow” but also likely to be told “enough” on a frequent basis! He’s a slave to his bowels and nowhere is safe from being his makeshift toilet
Denty by Blobbington bear August 23, 2025
As camp as Louie Spence, a 55 year old needy toddler, likely to drive a black taxi, and dress like a teenager. The very definition of a chav, who holidays in caravan parks and has likely “done a bit of bird” riddled with ADHD and absolutely cannot read a room.
JJ by Blobbington bear August 22, 2025
Simpsy
Smartest bloke in the room, pulls an extraordinary amount of birds despite looking like sad sack, has epic bants!!
Simpsy by Blobbington bear January 10, 2024