Blobbington bear's definitions

Simpsy

Smartest bloke in the room, pulls an extraordinary amount of birds despite looking like sad sack, has epic bants!!

Top bloke he is, a proper Simpsy

by Blobbington bear January 10, 2024

Denty

A legend, likely to be a firefighter or soldier, can pull in an empty room, hung like a horse with a Bobby Charlton combover. A lover of felines who’s likely to be heard saying “I go meow” but also likely to be told “enough” on a frequent basis! He’s a slave to his bowels and nowhere is safe from being his makeshift toilet

There’s Denty, lovely bloke but what a lizard

by Blobbington bear August 23, 2025

JJ

As camp as Louie Spence, a 55 year old needy toddler, likely to drive a black taxi, and dress like a teenager. The very definition of a chav, who holidays in caravan parks and has likely “done a bit of bird” riddled with ADHD and absolutely cannot read a room.

I can’t deal with this needy imbecile any longer, he’s a right JJ

by Blobbington bear August 22, 2025