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The northern portion of the state of Virginia, bordering DC and Maryland. As evidenced in this site, we are disliked greatly by the rest of Virginia because this area is not full of rednecks and hicks like southern virginia, or hillbillies like West Virginia. We have some of the most affluent counties in the US, with Loudon and Fairfax always competing for the number one spot. Full of ethnic diversity and educated people from all over the world who shape the area we live in. No, we are NOT proud southerners, because there isn't anything remotely southern about us. I have encountered very few southern accents here, and most were from people who lived down south. I am proud to live in such an area.
You say you want Northern Virginia to become its own state, but our taxes are all spent on YOU, southern virginia. What on earth would happen to you without us, besides becoming a state akin to Kentucky or Mississippi? Face it, you NEED us. So please, please stop bitching.
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Great Falls Virginia, home of the eighth wealthiest zip code in the United States. Yes, we have luxury cars and large homes. It's because we can afford it, but that doesn't mean we think we're better than everyone else. Everyone lives however their finances allow, and ours happen allow us to live lives of luxury. So please, stop hating on us. There are many sweet people who live here and the trees happen to add a lovely aura to our town. But yes, there are quite a bit of nouveau riche, but not nearly as flamboyant as those in Florida and California. And hey, it's among the best places to live in the DC metropolitan area, and certainly the best place to live in Virginia. Mclean is nice, as well.
Great Falls was a lovely place to grow up. Everyone is friendly, we just happen to belong to a higher socio economic class than most.
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