Definitions by Blain Warnack

Alarm Cock

The act of waking a person by inserting your hard penis into an orifice.

I woke that bitch up with the alarm cock

I got that fat chick out of my room by giving her the old alarm cock

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whilst engaging in anal sex with your partner, begin spinning him/her in cirular manner around the penis while trhusting to create the thunder

I totally gave my roomate's best friend a Detroit thunder on his couch.(a fat chick)

Could you hear that Detroit thunder last night?

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